|So be it, my introduction & initiation... the new
caretaker of College Drunk Fest Home of college most wild
parties, devious drunken antics and mass alcohol induced
retardation (collegedrunkfest.com). I
will prove that I am indeed just as wild, crazy and
completely fucked up as the previous owner 'Kid Bacardi' -
who's greatest log of shitfaced greatness lives on, here in
College Drunk Fest Archives. A big fat ass salute to the almighty
KYLE, If there was a fat chick at this party - I'd send her
to you kyle... Baby powder is on the house. So anyways... I'm Big J. AKA 'Barrel Ass'. I'm usually
too lazy to start new paragraphs so get fucking used to it.
Go ahead, kick me in the nuts, tear the elastic band from my
fruit-of-the-looms, or whatever the fuck! I drink beer...
and a shitload of it, I suspect I'll get fancy with my
camera at a party soon, tweaked on my favorite flavor of
Miller - so look out, I have a half million drinkin buddies
named Mike... seriously, so I know that's some wild shit,
but one even used to teach college - so he's got
connections with the college girls - that corrupt fucker. Just as soon as I can find
my tackle box - me and
my buddy Mike from the university are going to have drunken
spin casting wars out behind my house. Never heard of that?
Probably not... I made it up, and I'm getting better at my
aim through rigorous training. I can sever the nuts from a
sizable grey squirrel at 25yards with 17.5oz practice weight
attached to my 10lb test line. Bring it Mike.. BRING IT! We'll invite some
beefy titted girls along and hire some skinny bitch a hold a
garden hose and tease nipples. There will be pictures of the
girls... and videos of the girls. OH the beautiful ditzy
college girls, I'll get "Hamster" from up the street to
bring in some suds too. moving forward....
a nice one too
also, WILD SLOPPY UNDERPANTS WOMAN..
even a tail on a Whale!
there's some mashed up tuna in there!
Today's Choicest Friendly Wild Buttholes:
The Uncensored -
uhhh, in review (for
|Having owned some popular porn sites in the past, as
well as being a dedicated connoisseur of college tits and ass
wherever I can see it.. my favorite shit by far is wild
wiggling college aged girls who are too dumb to know better
than to be taped on a camcorder at some drunken shitty frat
house drinking party. And, my favorite Mike of them all
agrees, College girls do ANYTHING... well with the right
'fuel'... just like a car. We've discovered that when fueled
with enough beer and bong smoke, girls at our campus would
do more than one would bargain for. Once, we found three
chicks that had shut them selves in a large walking closet
over at Mile's parents' estate.... clung up hanging off the
fucking walls like monkeys having a twat canon ping pong
ball war... Jeeeez - it looked like a naked drunk paintball
match gone horrible. WTF!! Wild wet t-shirt pics?? see this!
Bucket Knight's Wet T's So whatever - Anyways, at one
time or another, I've joined just about every college sex
adult pay-site on the planet. Worth it? I suppose... short
video clips get fucking old after a while, so for the full
drunken force and party from beginning to end I've found the
following that are cool,
College Wild Parties,
College Invasion to name just a few. I did some
searching on the adult search engine for free porn
PinkFolder.com and found all these links for free galleries
and video clip examples:
free gallery / video clip pages
HAHA - drink hard
spend light... spend nothing! save it for beer. This guy
liked CollegeDrunkFest so much he put up or little ad banner
- check out this place for coed dildos? More coming for
Rock' says YO
check this mullet!
You got a mullet? You
better fucking fess up and make DOUGH
your very own mullet shot to:
collegedrunkfest DOT com
Is I post you mullet... and
I'll pay you $1.69
(you can buy a fitting 40
ounce to go with your fucking mullet)
Send a picture of your
mullet DRINKING that 40 ounce....
I'll give you $5.00!
enough for a hand release in most trailer parks
animals most likely to stain their pants:
PARTY TIME poon poon ::
College Wild Parties - DRUNK GIRLS
More wild college party
girl videos like this
GOTTA be 18+ for that
yeah that was fucking fun....
For what it's worth...
The guy that owns this
directory of adult links can run and shoot guns at the same
time... It's a rare trained art I hear... so fucking rare I can't
remember what he called it. This is what'd consider talent to the
extreme. Extremely fucking insane...
|A Friend of a Friend of a Friend says...
Social anxiety can be cured and you can get a good
honest fuck session with a girl from your college.. you just
need to have the 'cooth' to do her up right - "MY FRIEND'
found the help he needed at a site called
- HA, looked like a tall steaming pile of bullshit to me -
and AS USUAL, I'm right I bet. But I'm certainly not cocky
or nothin'. I still think that if you
Code of Ethics found on this very site, and use
these pickup lines... you'll have a snatch helmet in
like 20 minutes - and once you do... lol, use this featured
sex move of the month ====D
this winning sex move right here, the "Cleveland
Steamer" works every time... even on the most prudish -
I know this because "MY FRIEND" knows this - he said he
At the next party you
throw... Try this drink
"Bend me over and Fuck me"
in combination with this
wild fucking drinking game...
Do you have an original drink mix or game?
God damn.. you better send it!!
trythis [@] collegedrunkfest DOT com
If I think it's kick ass and I post it
I'll give you a $1.69 cash
Videos of drinking games welcome as well...
Good ones we post earn WOW... $5.00 and an honorable mention
Rules: You must be shitfaced... and don't harm anything.
If you're gonna STICK IT...
protection! Party on you wild ass fucking BEOTCH.
Gotta go pass out now..
OH FUCK! - ONE OTHER
While you were
masturbating in the bathroom....
"Jesus called, he said
your music was
TO FUCKING LOUD! AND he
cassette tape back."