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Straight JackedWritten by Kid Bacardi As I was fuckin around wasting time the other day, I came across a site with some hot ass webcam girls on it. These bitches are on some raw ass shit, so check them out today. Speaking of hotties, check out Adriana, and add her to the spank bank. I just got my “I SUPPORT SINGLE MOMS”, this may not sound like my style, but when you see the bitch stripping on the shirt it all comes together. Check out this and other shirts here. Keep on sending us your drunken stories. Although I still feel like an alcoholic, it’s not quite as bad as I thought. Plus if your wow me I’ll send you a free t-shirt. What is there to lose? On another note, I want to remind everyone that summer is almost over so it is time to pull out all the stops. What better way to ease the pain of going to classes again, then by getting fucked in half by a bottle of absinthe ? Granted this is only a temporary escape, but for fuck sake it’s worth it. Right now I’m on a 2 week road trip so when I get back I should have plenty of foul ass shit to write about. Brian came back to town on Wednesday and we went straight to the bar. It was fuckin on. We got destroyed for the rest of the week and carried right into the weekend. After I got off work on Friday, Brian and I decided that we needed to go get some beer and play some bags. People started coming over and we were getting down to business. href=http://www.theuncensored.com/clickin.php?siteid=24 target=_blank>Some bullshit ass band was playing, so we decided to go up to Pinch early to beat the cover and get stamped. After the bouncers came around to check IDs we all decided that we might as well just stay up there and drink for the rest of the night. I started drinking href=http://www.theuncensored.com/clickin.php?siteid=24 target=_blank>Jack and Coke and was soon turning into “foul ass fuck” Kyle. Some girl that we know showed up with her boyfriend from home and href=http://www.theuncensored.com/clickin.php?siteid=24 target=_blank>this kid was a piece of fucking work. He looked like he was in Rancid. He was rocking some tight ass jeans that looked painted on and a href=http://www.theuncensored.com/clickin.php?siteid=24 target=_blank>spike studded vest. Since I was feeling extra nice, I decided that I needed to start ripping him. 
His girlfriend and her friends started bitching at me to “be nice”. So I decided to chill for a little. I ordered another Jack, and the waitress asked me if I wanted it on the rocks. I had intended to order a Jack and Coke, but with this offer on the table, who was I to say no. I told her that href=http://www.theuncensored.com/clickin.php?siteid=24
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target=_blank>pounded his beer and was off. I guess he had better bum shit to do than to hang out with us. Well, fuck him. We finally decided that Pinch was in order so we headed over to start drinking Green Dragons. The night quickly got out of hand and was back to myself. At some point in time some girl told me to take off my sunglasses so I felt as though I had to respond. First thing that fired out off my mouth was, “href=http://www.theuncensored.com/clickin.php?siteid=24
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